As Average as They Come

May 21

ernbarassing:

my favorite part of shopping is the tears and frustration

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biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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oncomingbeth:

deadspy:

hybridlovelies:

BBC Moriarty Teaser Poster 1

can this be a sitcom where it’s just him and seb doing normal everyday things like cooking and cleaning and occasionally burying a body and he gets ill one episode but seb isn’t there because he’s out killing so jim just suffers in silence until he gets home and then they just cuddle??
can this be cute??

lulz-time:

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awesomephilia:

Checkmate

hxcfairy:

#[menacingly stirs bowl of cream]

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heyfunniest:

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