some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
yes i know a great deal about astrology here are some of my favorite constellations
Ursa Major and Ursa Minor
mm.. uhh.. Milotic…??
Machoke Suplexing a Seviper
When someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt
coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…